Has your little one developed an appetite for brains? If they are too young for solid food, are they at least trying to drink your blood? If you answered yes to either of these questions, you might have a Zombaby. Congratulations, you must be so proud.
Now, if your little bundle of joy isn’t doing either of those things, don’t worry. It’s not your fault (it actually is totally your fault). Frightcatalog.com is here to offer you a second chance. You can adopt one of our Zombabies! We found these little monsters crawling out of a drainage pipe and instantly recognized an opportunity to make a quick buck selling them on our website.
We must remind you that adoption is a decision that shouldn’t be taken lightly, even if the child in question happens to be undead. You will be expected to provide this little bundle of hate with a terrible, unstable home. If you and your partner are not undead yourselves, you will need to dress in Zombie Costumes or at the very least Zombie Masks to make them feel comfortable. You will also have to be prepared to deal with that dreaded moment all young parents fear. I’m talking of course about the moment that your child attempts to eat your brain for the very first time. If you don’t think you can handle all of this responsibility, you may be better off slapping some Kids Zombie Costumes on your normal child and calling it a day. If none of this sounds appealing to you, take a look at our enormous selection of Halloween Costumes. If you can’t find something you like there, then there is really no hope for you.