About Velvet Smoking Robe
“Oh, sorry, didn't see you come in. I was smoking my fake pipe and looking fly as hell. What's that? You want to look as fly as me? Follow along, I'll show you how.” Each purchase includes the red velveteen jacket with deluxe lapel and tie front. Only available in one size that fits most adults. Purchase does include smoking pipe, but you must supply your own smug expression. For maximum enjoyment, prepare your pompous attitude far in advance and make sure to comment on “the little people's” Halloween costumes. Note: Does not include shoes, pants, shirt, or cocky man.
Includes: One (1) red velveteen jacket and one (1) smoking pipe.