If it's not broke, don't fix it. This applies to physical things, as well as cultural ones. And with the Adult Upstairs Maid Costume, you can show everybody that the sexy maid stereotype sure isn't broke. This costume features a black and white maid's outfit with white trim, a white apron, and a white headpiece. You can certainly wear this sultry outfit out to a Halloween party, but if you've got a boyfriend, he's going to want to keep you all to himself. With black heels, white gloves, French maid fishnet stockings, and maybe even a wig, you'll have the perfect look to get all the guys going wild. Don't let anybody tell you to clean, though. You tell them that tonight's your night off.