How about a new twist on a classic adult costume? The sexy schoolgirl outfit has been a staple both on Halloween and in the privacy of the bedroom for years and years. This Halloween, you can take a more humorous approach to your costume, with the Teacher's Pet Men's Adult Costume. This costume comes equipped with a white top with inflatable chest, and a plaid skirt. The chest piece is quite large when inflated, playing off of the stereotype of the schoolgirl, and the short skirt will show off your hilariously hairy legs. You'll need a wig and some stockings to really pull the look off, something with pigtails should be good. The more innocent you look, the better. A pair of glasses will help sell the nerdy, sexy, student look as well.