Rapunzel won't need her long hair to escape from her castle. You could just throw your dong up there to save her. Be the knight every princess wants to see coming to her rescue, and buy the Men's A Knight to Remember Costume. This hilarious ensemble includes a hood, headband, tabard, tunic, belt, and an extremely hung penis. When you lift the tunic up, your horse like manhood and two giant hanging testicles will pop out. On the front of the outfit it says, "A Knight to Remember." With the fake chainmail hood and sleeves, you will have a really quality looking knight costume, so if you're in a place where it would be inappropriate to show off your big fake penis, then leave the tunic it down, and release the punch line when you go to the more fun party later.