What can you say? The farm can get lonely when the missus ain't around. The knee-slappin' will begin when you come to the party wearing this Country Lovin' Adult Costume. The set includes a hat, buttocks, jumpsuit, and inflatable lovin' lamb. No one will miss you in these bright red long johns. They come with a an open flap to show off your rear—your fake PVC rear, that is, which you can slip inside the costume for the ultimate moon. Your inflatable lamb comes ready to go, wearing a face full of ladylike makeup and its very own fishnet stockings. This costume is guaranteed to be a hit at any Halloween celebration...so long as you aren't going to a PETA party. Top off the look with a Corn Cob Pipe and Biblical Beard and Wig .