Posts Tagged ‘zombie’

A Documented Zombie: Clairvius Narcisse

Posted: 9th April 2012 by Dale Rappaneau in Halloween Fun
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Movies, books, and graphic novels depict zombies as undead abominations, hungry and carnivorous for human flesh. According to the tenets of Haitian Vodou, however, zombies are not dead, stalking husks that spread the zombie disease via biological contamination. Instead, zombies are revived by a bokor, or sorcerer, who controls and uses the zombies to complete [...]

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The Human Bakery, doesn’t that just sound nice? Say it out loud with me, “The Human Bakery.” It sounds so dark, disturbing, and a little cheesy, like it’s the central plot point of an old ‘50s science fiction movie – “The Human Bakery is people, it’s people!” Well, if you ever take a trip to [...]

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Whether you have ever wished to own a zombie costume, or simply love zombie lore, let’s be honest for a moment, zombies are one of the largest fads currently lurching its way through mainstream media. From books (WWZ, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies) and movies (Shaun of the Dead, Fido, Zombie Strippers, 28 Weeks Later) [...]

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How could you not love a hot undead zombie stripper giving you the lap dance of your life followed by eating your face off? Being eaten alive by a rediculously hot undead stripper zombie should be on a “Top 10 Most Awesome Ways To Die” list…. or Top 10 Things to Do Before You Die [...]

Zombie Beauty Pageant

Posted: 20th August 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun, Halloween News
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Beauty pageants. A couple of things come to mind here. 1. 8 year olds made up to look like Dolly Parton by overzealous pageant moms living vicariously through their children. 2. Rediculously airbrushed tan women starving themselves for weeks to strut a stage in clear heels and a bikini to win more than a few [...]

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Revisit Camp Crystal Lake for three and a half minutes of Jason Voorhees kills set to the tune “Friday the 13th” by  ZOMBIE! And play horror trivia Sunday at 11:45 PM EST on their facebook page, if you’ve got the chops to back up your  encyclopedic knowledge of horror movies with lightning fast responses. Watch: [...]

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We last left our hero (you) in the middle of the woods at his mother in law’s rickety old farm house. He was with his beautiful woman and just about to step up the the looming door. … As you both stare at the sorry excuse for a house in front of you, you lightly [...]