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How could you not love a hot undead zombie stripper giving you the lap dance of your life followed by eating your face off? Being eaten alive by a rediculously hot undead stripper zombie should be on a “Top 10 Most Awesome Ways To Die” list…. or Top 10 Things to Do Before You Die [...]

Zombie Beauty Pageant

Posted: 20th August 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun, Halloween News
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Beauty pageants. A couple of things come to mind here. 1. 8 year olds made up to look like Dolly Parton by overzealous pageant moms living vicariously through their children. 2. Rediculously airbrushed tan women starving themselves for weeks to strut a stage in clear heels and a bikini to win more than a few [...]

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Our favorite string of zombie movies, Resident Evil, is back and better then ever… What could be more awesome then another round of sexy Milla Jovovich beating the crap out of zombies and other twisted Umbrella Corp science experiment creatures? Watching her do it in 3D of course! Resident Evil Afterlife takes place in a [...]