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NSFW: Things you are likely to find in my basement.

WARNING: you probably won’t like what you are about to read. If you are easily offended… don’t read it. If you are open to everything super weird and don’t take things seriously (this is clearly completely made up ) then please continue…..

You guys are the ones thinking it, so why not feed the fire?

Let me take you on an intimate journey…. into the depths of my awesomeness.

First come walk with me through my chamber. The walls, ceiling, and floors are going to move around a bit so try to keep your balance. Don’t worry about the skeletons. They won’t hurt you, they are already dead. duh. Or was it not the skeletons you were worried about? In any case, please excuse the mess. My slave boys have been doing a bad job cleaning up… so now they are a bit… tied up. I’ll introduce them to you in a minute….

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Oh… look out… that’s Jack, my ex. He had a bit too much of the rum and ran off with some wenches without me. We had a little talk and everything is fine now. In fact, he always seems to be hanging around. Kisses baby!

Prized Possession Animated Prop

Prized Possession Animated Prop

Now if you will step this way….

Let me show you my absolute most prized possession. By possession, I mean possessed. Meet the little one. You guys are all curious about this bed breaking “devil sex”… Well here is the bi-product of a freakish yet loving environment. Isn’t she just darling? She has my eyes. Careful, don’t get too close. She hasn’t fed yet today and when she’s really hungry she’ll spin her head around and vomit at you.

Keep walking with me please.

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If you look right ahead I’d like to show you my behavioral reinforcement table. Just ignore this man laying here. He is a disappointment. He likes to dress like a show pony and have me train him… yet in our last session he failed numerous times to pick up his leads as a proper show pony should. He also spoke out when disciplined. Ponies do not speak. Therefore he has to go through the shocks. I keep the hood on at all times of course. Here let me turn on the shocks for you. He needs to learn his lesson anyway…..

Grimlock

Speaking of bad boys. Here is #359 (the slaves here live by numbers, not names). This one failed to clean my chambers properly after one of my sessions. He even forgot which floggers go where. I’m very upset with him. He has been in the stocks for a couple of weeks. I let his feet free so he can move about and clean the floors with a broom in his mouth. He’s learning slowly but surely. If he keeps up the good work I may let him out soon!

Tortured Torso With Rats Life Size

Finally, meet Larry. He kept getting excited on me… despite numerous warnings not to. So I blindfolded him and let him play with my pets. I don’t think it will be a problem anymore.

That concludes the tour. I hope you enjoyed looking into my world. So… are we still on for that dinner and a movie date or what?

Bloody Hell: Back to College.

It’s that time again, back to school.

Class assignments, books, homework, oh… and the usual college parties of course.

In My Veins Drink Dispenser

If you are awesomely Halloweenly inclined: you gotta check out these deliciously evil drinking accessories. Why settle for plain plastic red cups. Kick off Halloween early and make a statement on campus.

Why not turn your dorm into a naughty hospital scene?

Fill up this unsettling drink dispenser with something good and red: vodka and cranberry make an easy and tasty cocktail that is sure to get your blood flowing.

Next grab some hot babes in nurse hats and have them pass around red jello shots in these syringe shooters. Yes, you are the man.

Syringe Shots 6 count

Here’s the recipe if you are a blood shot virgin:
6 ounces Red Jello (large package)
16 ounces Water (boiling)
6 ounces Water (cold)
10 ounces Vodka
Mix the jello mix with the boiling water until the powder is fully dissolved and add the cold water and alcohol. Pour the cooling mixture into your syringes and get ready for fun.

Not up for all the preparation and fuss? At least grab yourself a bad ass beer funnel. Plastic tubing and car funnels are lame. If you are going to make a drunken mess of yourself you might as well do it in style!

From now until the end of October you should be gearing up for madness. Save the toga parties for spring time. You are cooler then that ;)