Of course you can count on me to get your blood flowing. Right about now, the wife is frantic at the supermarket trying to get everything in order for the big day tomorrow. Hold up and take a break. Everything will get done and everything will be delicious and wonderful like it was last year. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘sexy’
Thanksgiving Eve. Feeling Randy? (NSFW)
Posted: 24th November 2010 by Cara Maria in Holiday IdeasTags: brave, ideas, indian, pilgam, pocahontas, princess, puritan, sexy, thanksgiving, turkey
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5 Sexy Costumes for Men (occupations)
Posted: 13th October 2010 by Cara Maria in CostumesTags: cop, cowboy, doctor, fire fighter, fireman, men, occupation, officer, police, sexy
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Occupations* chapter. I’m feeling frisky. Halloween isn’t just for kids and women. Men, you better dress up too! You have a school girl fantasy? That’s nice, but us girls have a fire fighter fantasy. If you want me to dress up like your sexy nurse, you better be ready return the favor as my sexy [...]
I don’t know about you Miss Kitty…
Posted: 29th September 2010 by Cara Maria in CostumesTags: brooke shields, cat, catwoman, celeb, costume, gwen stefani, halle berry, heidi klum, michelle pfieffer, sexy
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……..But I feel so much…. yummier…. There’s just something about skintight latex clad curves on a super delicious woman that drive men out the window. Add to that heels and a whip and oh my god… on your knees please. I mean, it worked on Batman didn’t it? Since Halloween is fast approaching, I’ll use [...]
I love Zombie Strippers. (nsfw…obv)
Posted: 12th September 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun, Halloween NewsTags: blood, dancer, Hot, jenna jameson, living dead girl, porn, sexy, undead, zombie, zombie strippers
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How could you not love a hot undead zombie stripper giving you the lap dance of your life followed by eating your face off? Being eaten alive by a rediculously hot undead stripper zombie should be on a “Top 10 Most Awesome Ways To Die” list…. or Top 10 Things to Do Before You Die [...]
Zombie Beauty Pageant
Posted: 20th August 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun, Halloween NewsTags: bikini, blood, contest, girl, Hot, pageant, sexy, undead, zombie
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Beauty pageants. A couple of things come to mind here. 1. 8 year olds made up to look like Dolly Parton by overzealous pageant moms living vicariously through their children. 2. Rediculously airbrushed tan women starving themselves for weeks to strut a stage in clear heels and a bikini to win more than a few [...]
Shoes.
Posted: 7th August 2010 by Holly in Halloween FunTags: blood splatter, cha cha heels, devil, pinup, sexy, shoes
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I don’t know if you’re aware of this, and I’m sorry if this comes off like “Sex in the City” or “Housewives of Ho-ho Kus” or one of those shows I don’t watch, but Fright Catalog carries an amazing array of shoes. Pages and pages of shoes. But, unlike the shoes the spoiled housewives covet, [...]
“Sexy Costumes” :The Strange and Unusual
Posted: 3rd August 2010 by Cara Maria in CostumesTags: big bird, brian, childs play, chucky, family guy, horror, megan fox, ninja turtle, optimus prime, sesame street, sexy, sponge bob, stewie, strange, transformers, unusual, weird
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We all know Halloween is every girl’s excuse to dress like a slut. Except the girls like to call it “sexy”. There is nothing wrong with this and I do highly encourage it. However, it seems like the costume industry is running out of ideas for “sexy women’s costumes” so they are expanding “sexy” to [...]