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Thanksgiving Eve. Feeling Randy? (NSFW)

Of course you can count on me to get your blood flowing.

Right about now, the wife is frantic at the supermarket trying to get everything in order for the big day tomorrow. Hold up and take a break. Everything will get done and everything will be delicious and wonderful like it was last year. It will all go by way too fast and you will be left with a mess to clean up before you realize you even ate the turkey.

So, take a breath. Life is too short to be stressed and serious. Forget the turkey and focus on your own “wish bone” for a second. Here’s the deal. Role Play. Even adults should get to dress up and play once in a while.

Native Maiden Costume

Noble Warrior Adult Costume

There are a few ways to play this. You can be the Pilgram man hunting the Indian princess….chase her around the fire and pull her back by the hair. You can both be innocent Puritans preparing your first meal…and getting a little frisky under your bonnets….. You can both be Indian savages on the hunt without any regard to authority. Paint your faces and scream and dance by the fire. Finally, she can be the Puritan and you can be the horny Indian man on the hunt for some white meat ;) The choice is yours.

Step away from everything and take some time for each other. If you have kids (that sucks) send them to their friends house to play. Give yourself a moment just for you. Light some candles and let the games begin. When you get in costume, you won’t feel stupid, you will feel like the character you are internalizing. It will make your significant other even more exciting because in a strange way it will feel like cheating. Get into character, set your story line, and let yourself go. Imagine the naughty looks over dinner tomorrow ;) I guarantee that getting things ready for Thanksgiving before everyone comes over will be a lot less stressful this year.

Pilgrim Woman Costume

Pious Pilgrim Man Adult Costume

Whatever way you play it, it will be a nice escape from the madness. Yes, I can take the most innocent holiday and turn it into sex, and I believe that you should too. Get playing before you get so stuffed on turkey tomorrow that you can’t even roll over to say goodnight. Get to it while your top button can still button. Have fun ;)

5 Sexy Costumes for Men (occupations)

Occupations* chapter.

I’m feeling frisky.

Halloween isn’t just for kids and women. Men, you better dress up too!

You have a school girl fantasy? That’s nice, but us girls have a fire fighter fantasy. If you want me to dress up like your sexy nurse, you better be ready return the favor as my sexy surgeon.

Here is a list of hot costumes that you can wear on Halloween… and save em for later in the bedroom as well. It’s a Win/Win!

Medical Scrub Suit

Doctor! Doctor! Give me the news! I’ve got a bad case of lovin’ you! – Robert Palmer. Yes, the Doctor costume. Whether you sport the lab coat, the scrubs or the OB-GYN badge… the ladies will come. We can’t help but want to live out our McDreamy fantasy. You can’t go wrong here.

Fireman Adult Costume

Ohhhhhh Fireman! Strong and sexy and running into a burning building to save the family kitty. You can’t help but love a fireman. They don’t give you speeding tickets, they save your life. These are the good guys. Put this costume on though and you might just be starting fires rather then putting them out.

Bounty Hunter Adult Costume

I don’t know if this is a real occupation, but I’m going to go with it. It’s part cowboy, part outlaw/law dude. Either way, I’m digging it. Any type of cowboy is good for me. This is hot. Wear it. For me. Tell me I’ve been a bad bad cowgirl.

Police Officer Adult Costume

Up until recently, I would say stay far away from cop costumes. However, I had a man play this act very, very, right with me. I was a bad inmate… but he was a very bad cop. It worked. I recommend it. Either way it will be fun to see people look at you twice on Halloween, unsure of weather you are the real deal or not. Play it up and have fun.

Adult Pilot Costume

There’s a silent respect for pilots, unlike the forced respect you get from cops. I always had a sweet spot for pilots. Also, after many women watched the recent Bachelor, it may just be the ideal time to whip our your wings. See who wants to join your mile high club.

These are some fun, classic, sexy occupational costumes for men. I’ve got plenty more where this came from. Check out FrightCatalog.com because if these costumes don’t do it for you, we’ve got a million other ones that will!

Happy Haunting!

I don’t know about you Miss Kitty…

……..But I feel so much…. yummier….

There’s just something about skintight latex clad curves on a super delicious woman that drive men out the window. Add to that heels and a whip and oh my god… on your knees please. I mean, it worked on Batman didn’t it?

Since Halloween is fast approaching, I’ll use this blog to post pics of super sexy costumed women. The “black cat” costume is one of the most popular for Halloween. You can do it cute, you can do it fun, and you can do it off the charts sexy.

Michelle Pfieffer

Left: Michelle Pfieffer… my idol. She brought some raw S&M flavor to Catwoman. I couldn’t have asked for more. This Catwoman was the start of my latex fetish. Apparently during production of the movie, Michelle went through several costume changes. The latex was so tight that she was sewn into it for each scene.

Bottom Right: Victoria’s Secret Model Ines Rivero pays tribute to the Michelle Pfieffer version of this feline fatale.

Ines Rivero Victorias Secret Model

Julie Newmar

Left: From the 60′s Miss Julie Newmar really brought the sexy for Catwoman.

Bottom Right: Khloe Kardashian rocks a Julie inspired catwoman look for last years Halloween.

Khloe and Lamar

Now it seems as if the celebs who are Moms or Moms to be opt for a more furry and realistic type of kitty:

Gwen and Gavin

Brook Shields

Heidi Klum

Whichever catwoman you decide you emulate this Halloween, just make sure you do her justice.

Check out all the great Cat Gear we have at FrightCatalog.com … snag your own Batman this year.

halle berry

Also, by the glory of god, may the Hollywood execs not make another Berry mistake…

Halloween Harlot Miss Cara Maria

I love Zombie Strippers. (nsfw…obv)

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE ZOMBIE STRIPPERS TRAILER

How could you not love a hot undead zombie stripper giving you the lap dance of your life followed by eating your face off? Being eaten alive by a rediculously hot undead stripper zombie should be on a “Top 10 Most Awesome Ways To Die” list…. or Top 10 Things to Do Before You Die (literally)…..Maxim, get on that!

Let me introduce you to Jenna Jameson’s cult hit “Zombie Strippers” (2006). This is your perfect Halloween party flick. The movie starts out with a research experiment gone wrong. The government is at a loss of soldiers so they come up with a virus to reactivate the brains of the soldiers we’ve already lost. The experiment backfires. One soldier finds his way to an underground strip club where he bites one of the dancers. The dancers spread the virus to each other and gruesomely hot mayhem ensues.

I highly recommend this movie. There’s humor, horror, and topless dancing zombie girls. What more do you really need?

This article is my excuse to post hot pics of zombie chicks for my own personal enjoyment.

Give me my moment. Also, don’t forget to stock up on all your zombie goods at Frightcatalog.com

Zombie Beauty Pageant

Beauty pageants. A couple of things come to mind here.

1. 8 year olds made up to look like Dolly Parton by overzealous pageant moms living vicariously through their children.

2. Rediculously airbrushed tan women starving themselves for weeks to strut a stage in clear heels and a bikini to win more than a few dollar bills, but a crown and some flowers too.

Blah. Blah. Blah. Been there, done that (actually, yes. your very own Halloween Harlot has competed in a few pageants… complete with clear heels and a sequins dress and a huge fake smile to boot… Don’t ask.)

Now a few piercings and skull beads later… I wonder what is out there to cater to awesome girls like me. In my random internet search for pics of hot half dead chicks, I discovered one *hell* of a beauty pageant.

CLICK TO WATCH highlights of the Miss Zombie Queen UK 2010 beauty pageant

In the fantastical world of the UK, comes the Miss Zombie Queen 2010 Pageant. After watching the video (more than once… mmmm) I can only conclude that instead of the needless evening gown and interview sessions which are the staple of most pageants, this one cuts straight to the chase. Talent competition: roll around in blood and shake your pasties. I dig it. I mean… I wouldn’t run away if these hot zombies wanted to eat me….

Substitute the big hair and spray tans for white contacts and pale dead skin and you got yourself a Zombie Queen!

Your Halloween Harlot- Miss Cara Maria

May I suggest that this contest happens in in my area in the near future? Someone needs to bring this undead sex fetish over my way ASAP. In the meantime, you can gear up for when the madness eventually arises by stocking up on all things zombie at Frightcatalog.

I’m going to go ahead and watch that video again… in slow motion.

Oh- and no disclaimers on this one. Undead blood covered chicks in pasties are hot. I really don’t care what you think. Speaking of *blood covered*, you should probably make sure you have some of that red stuff hanging around your house somewhere. It can come in handy in so many ways. Shove some up your nose to get out of work early or toss some in a plastic tub and have chicks in bikinis wrestle in it… I mean the possibilities are endless.

Shoes.

I don’t know if you’re aware of this, and I’m sorry if this comes off like “Sex in the City” or “Housewives of Ho-ho Kus” or one of those shows I don’t watch, but Fright Catalog carries an amazing array of shoes. Pages and pages of shoes. But, unlike the shoes the spoiled housewives covet, these shoes might have cool creepy designs like blood spatter and themes like sexy devil. They can be worn as part of an awesome Halloween costume, of course, but I can’t think of a reason you couldn’t wear them all the time, other than the heels might tire you out. Or make you stronger. Who knows.

Tart

Cherry-patterned “Tart” shoes — hello, how cute are these? I’m assuming these would go with a ’50s pinup type costume, but they’re too adorable to collect dust the rest of the year.

Devil Heels

The heels on these devil shoes are not as extreme as some of the others, making these black-and-red patent pumps almost  practical! A stylish accessory for a sexy devil costume that says HOT 365.

Black Cha Cha Boots


Nice girls don’t wear cha cha heels! Remember when Dawn Davenport (the late great Divine) ruined Christmas when she didn’t get her black cha cha heels in “Female Trouble”? Now they can be yours.

Red Blood Shoes

These blood-splattered beauties are currently out of stock, but keep your eyes peeled for a restock (the Devil heels were sold out a couple of weeks ago, so it can happen). These are perfect on many levels and can go with lots of costumes: sexy Chucky, Carrie, some kind of succubus… so many possibilities. They also come in black, which I kind of prefer, though I can’t get past the fact that the bloodstains wouldn’t show up on black shoes like that.

“Sexy Costumes” :The Strange and Unusual

We all know Halloween is every girl’s excuse to dress like a slut. Except the girls like to call it “sexy”. There is nothing wrong with this and I do highly encourage it. However, it seems like the costume industry is running out of ideas for “sexy women’s costumes” so they are expanding “sexy” to places they probably shouldn’t be going.

Naughty cop, sexy maid, sexy nurse, sexy sailor, naughty sexy school girl, you get the idea… These all pass as part of the sexy Halloween trademark. However, I’ve compiled a list directly from Frightcatalog.com of costumes that seem to beg the question “what are they thinking?!”

Transformers Optimus Prime Sexy Deluxe Adult Costume

6. Sexy Optimus Prime: OK, I can see “sexy” popping immediately into one’s head when the word “transformers” is uttered. However, the brain would connect “sexy” to a certain “fox” rather than an “Optimus Prime”- but I guess everyone deserves a chance….

Sexy Chucky Adult Costume

5. Sexy Chucky: When Child’s Play came out I never thought I’d see the day that a sexy costume of the killer doll would be available in the future. That movie gave me nightmares for years and also resulted in mass dumpster visits of most of my dolls. I will say though, despite the trauma this movie caused me… in some sick way this costume turns me on. I kinda dig it. I want it. Kudos costume manufacturer for making this work.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sexy Deluxe Adult Costume

4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…gone wild. I’m not sure how I feel about this one but something doesn’t sit right with me. Rachel was supposed to be the babe amongst all the green. Perhaps this is another case of “fox” vs “transformers”. I don’t know. I guess I could go with it…especially if said Halloween slut wore those boots. mmmmm turtle power.

Family Guy Sexy Brian Adult Costume

3. Brian… Family Guy: Now we are getting to the strange and unusual. Seriously, who came up with this? I think the real Brian would be offended. Or turned on perhaps. Or flattered. Never mind. I guess it could be worse…. sexy Stewie anyone? Maybe it’s already in the works for Halloween 2011.

Sesame Street Big Bird Sexy Female Adult Costume

2. Sexy Big Bird? Now you’ve taken it too far! This is my childhood we are talking about. Anyone who could find anything sexy about big bird has got to have some childhood issues they haven’t dealt with. I find this very disturbing… and believe me I am into some weird sh**. I mean hey….whatever tickles your pickle I guess. Who am I to judge.

SpongeBob Squarepants Sexy SpongeBob Adult Costume

1. Sexy Sponge Bob.

Really? This is a real costume and the word “sexy” is used in the title. I want to make a joke about crabby patties or something but I really don’t think I even have to.

There you have it- the top six strange sexy costumes according to your Halloween Harlot. What will they come out with next?