Besides the fact that hell would freeze over, if for some reason by the immaculate conception I, the Halloween Harlot, had a child… I would make it awesome. Face it, baby clothes are expensive. Add the clothes to the cost of formula, diapers, school, food, etc and you’ve grown yourself your very own financial pocket [...]
Posts Tagged ‘infant’
Alternative Baby Boy Apparel
Posted: 11th May 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: baby, batman, boy, clothes, cool, costume, fashion, halloween, infant, kid, shrek, superman, trend
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Babies: For Mother’s Day.
Posted: 8th May 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun, Holiday IdeasTags: babies, baby, card, child, costumes, flowers, gift, infant, mom, mothers day, teddy bear
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It’s almost Mother’s Day and as usual you are running out to get a last minute gift. You are combing the Hallmark isles and sifting through the picked over “I love you Mom” section. You run to the flower section where all that is left is thirty dollar half dead daisy bouquet. Your own baby [...]
Babies: Other Uses.
Posted: 7th May 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: baby, child, costume, cute, funny, horse, infant, mother, pony, pregnant, useful
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Ok so maybe the babies for dinner blog didn’t exactly sit well in your stomach (pardon the pun). So…being the fair and liberal journalist that I am, I tried to think of other possible uses for babies, perhaps something a little more politically correct. I couldn’t do it. Babies are bald, puffy, bite sized old [...]
10 Days of Torture -The Saw
Posted: 23rd April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: anciant torture, baby, buzz saw, devil, illusion, infant, inquisition, props, satan, saw, torture
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Let’s get right to the point shall we? I’ve been doing some research around the internet to bring you a collection of my favorite and most disturbing ancient torture devices. Just the sight of these devices would give even the makers of “Saw” and “Hostile” a chill down their spine. Even I, your Halloween Harlot, [...]
Babies. The other white meat.
Posted: 21st April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun, Halloween NewsTags: baby, baby bunting, banana, costume, dessert, eating, funny, infant, pizza, recipe, shocking
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Imagine if we could solve poverty and world hunger at the same time? In 1979, Johnathan Swift published a classic satire essay that proposed a solution: sell the babies of the poor as a delicacy to rich English gentlemen. In this way he mocked high society and shed a light on class disparity by his [...]