Posts Tagged ‘blood’

Angels of Death

Posted: 13th September 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun
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My mom came to visit me in Hollywood from Boston this week. She is a registered nurse in the ICU at a General Hospital in my hometown. For some reason, having her around made me think of serial killer nurses. Nurses and doctors. We trust them with our lives. However, what better profession for sick [...]

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How could you not love a hot undead zombie stripper giving you the lap dance of your life followed by eating your face off? Being eaten alive by a rediculously hot undead stripper zombie should be on a “Top 10 Most Awesome Ways To Die” list…. or Top 10 Things to Do Before You Die [...]

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Take a look at these stomach turning real life stories: 1. Wendy’s  Chili – A 39-year old San Jose woman planted a real human finger in her Wendy’s chili and told police she found it there. In actuality, her husband bought if from his co-worker after it was chopped off in an industrial accident. DNA [...]

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In honor of True Blood Sundays. If the title didn’t get your attention, this full size picture should: The Joy of Vampire Sex: ‘True Blood’ on Rolling Stone’s Latest Cover This is probably one of the most awesome Stone covers ever. The only thing that would have made it better would be if they replaced [...]

Zombie Beauty Pageant

Posted: 20th August 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun, Halloween News
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Beauty pageants. A couple of things come to mind here. 1. 8 year olds made up to look like Dolly Parton by overzealous pageant moms living vicariously through their children. 2. Rediculously airbrushed tan women starving themselves for weeks to strut a stage in clear heels and a bikini to win more than a few [...]

Bite Me.

Posted: 13th August 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun
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With our modern day love affair with vampires still in full force, and Halloween right around the corner, there doesn’t seem to be any end in sight. If you can’t beat em, join em. Take look at quiet mysterious Bella from the Twilight Series. She dresses dark and appears to be half dead and depressed [...]

IRON MAN!

Posted: 6th May 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun
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With my gloriously twisted mind, I picture Iron Man as a dude that got his super powers from being slammed in the face with a heavy metal iron by a pissed off wife. That sort of Iron Man wouldn’t be very pretty… but maybe his shirt would always be properly de-wrinkled. Anyway, let’s discuss the [...]

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When we last left our princess (you), she had just got home from an absurdly horrible date with a man that she thought was going to be her dream come true. He was rude, brash, cocky, and cheap. At the end of the date he still had the nerve invite himself into her home. Now [...]