Angels of Death

My mom came to visit me in Hollywood from Boston this week. She is a registered nurse in the ICU at a General Hospital in my hometown. For some reason, having her around made me think of serial killer nurses.

Nurse Mercy Adult Costume

Nurses and doctors. We trust them with our lives. However, what better profession for sick individuals to get their rocks off in. If they are smart enough they can get their lust for killing satisfied but disguise it with medical overlay. They are dealing with critically ill patients anyway. Some serial killer types like to bring their patients to the brink of death and then magically “save them” so that they can get all the attention and glory for “saving a life”. Some like to push their patients that extra step to cross over to death and justify their actions by thinking that they are helping them die peacefully.

Night Nurse Nora Costume

Imagine you are in a hospital bed surrounded by various machines and pierced by needles and tubes running through your body. The nurse comes in and injects something into your IV. You assume it’s to make you feel better. Then you are overcome with incredible pain and you slip into and out of consciousness. What’s going on? You’ve been visited by one of the many Angels of Death that dwell in our hospitals today. She is taking joy from your pain. Being in charge of another human’s health and very life is the ultimate rush of control.

Here are some of the more famous Angels of Death:

 

Maria Gruber, Irene Leidolf, Stephanija Meyer, and Waltraud Wagner were Austrian nurses who worked at Lainz General Hospital in Vienna: Wagner (23) killed her first patient with an overdose of morphine in 1983. She found an overwhelming satisfaction in playing God. She recruited the other nurses and devised a new more “exciting” way to murder patients. One nurse would hold the patients head and plug his nose while the other would pour water in his mouth. The crime was unprovable since it wasn’t uncommon for elderly patients to die from fluid in their lungs. The nurses were caught when they bragged in a local tavern about their kills. They confessed to 49 murders over six years but may have been responsible for over 200.

 

Jane Toppan (1854 – 1938) – trained at Cambridge Hospital and even worked at the prestigious Massachusetts general Hospital. She was a “lust driven” serial killer. She experimented with different dosages of narcotics in patients and made up medical charts etc. to help get away with her deeds. She would lay in patients and hold their bodies to hers as they drifted in and out of consciousness before they would die. She derived sexual pleasure from being close to life as it was leaving the body. Jane eventually made a mistake which got her arrested. She confessed 31 murders to her lawyer and pleaded insanity. Jane spent the rest of her life committed to Taunton insane hospital.

 

Genene Anne Jones (born July 13, 1950) is a former pediatric nurse who killed somewhere between 11 and 46 infants and children in her care. She used injections of digoxin, heparin and later succinylcholine to induce medical crises in her patients, with the intention of reviving them afterward in order to receive praise and attention. These medications are known to cause heart paralysis and other complications when given as an overdose. Many children however, did not survive the initial attack and could not be revived. The exact number of murders remain unknown, as hospital officials destroyed records of her activities to prevent further litigation after Jones’ first conviction. Two murders put her behind bars for 99 years and 60 years on top of that but due to a prison overcrowding law in place at her time of conviction, she will be eligible for automatic parole in 2017.

 

Kristen Gilbert (born November 13, 1967 as Kristen Strickland in Fall River, Massachusetts) is an American serial killer who was convicted for three first-degree murders, one second-degree murder, and two attempted murders of patients admitted for care at the VAMC (“Veteran’s Affairs Medical Center”) in Northampton, Massachusetts. She killed her patients by injecting them with epinephrine, at the time a ward stock medication and a non-controlled substance, causing them to have heart attacks. Her goal was to bring patients to the point of cardiac arrest and then “save them” by demonstrating advanced nursing skills. She was convicted March 14, 2001 in federal court. She was sentenced to life in prison without the chance for parole plus 20 years.

 

Charles Edmund Cullen (born February 22, 1960) is a former nurse and the most prolific serial killer in New Jersey history. Cullen told authorities in December 2003 that he had murdered as many as 40 patients during the 16 years he worked at 10 hospitals in New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Charles is serving eighteen consecutive life sentences in a New Jersey penitentiary. How was he able to go from hospital to hospital killing so many? Apparently, not one of those institutions gave Cullen a bad reference, or told other hospitals he was trouble. It amounted to a policy of “See no evil-speak no evil” one that gave Cullen, in effect, a license to kill.

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There are unfortunately many more where this came from…

On the plus side though check out our “killer” collection of nurse costumes.

I love Zombie Strippers. (nsfw…obv)

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How could you not love a hot undead zombie stripper giving you the lap dance of your life followed by eating your face off? Being eaten alive by a rediculously hot undead stripper zombie should be on a “Top 10 Most Awesome Ways To Die” list…. or Top 10 Things to Do Before You Die (literally)…..Maxim, get on that!

Let me introduce you to Jenna Jameson’s cult hit “Zombie Strippers” (2006). This is your perfect Halloween party flick. The movie starts out with a research experiment gone wrong. The government is at a loss of soldiers so they come up with a virus to reactivate the brains of the soldiers we’ve already lost. The experiment backfires. One soldier finds his way to an underground strip club where he bites one of the dancers. The dancers spread the virus to each other and gruesomely hot mayhem ensues.

I highly recommend this movie. There’s humor, horror, and topless dancing zombie girls. What more do you really need?

This article is my excuse to post hot pics of zombie chicks for my own personal enjoyment.

Give me my moment. Also, don’t forget to stock up on all your zombie goods at Frightcatalog.com

Hornet Horror

Reason 1,203 why the Midwest is scary: The European Giant Hornet.

The European hornet was introduced to North America by colonists from Europe. It is almost twice the size of a regular hornet (about 1 1/2-2 inches), and are a reddish-brown color. Queens lay eggs in the spring and summer, and the new wasps mature by late summer and early fall (in other words, now). They are identified by their loud buzzing, which kind of sounds like a chainsaw cutting through a steel pipe. They are less aggressive than other wasps, but will attack to defend their nest. Where do they like to build their nests? Inside houses. Oh, and they are the only wasp or bee that comes out at night and during the day.

I discovered these existed the other night when I plucked one out of my hair. Thankfully, it was more concerned with flying into the wall than with stinging me all over my face. I’m thinking about getting this prop to teach them a lesson. Fighting giant bees with giant bees!

Real Life “Finger Food” Incidents – Gross!

Take a look at these stomach turning real life stories:

 

1. Wendy’svChili – A 39-year old San Jose woman planted a real human finger in her Wendy’s chili and told police she found it there. In actuality, her husband bought if from his co-worker after it was chopped off in an industrial accident. DNA tests confirmed the identity of the finger. The woman, Anna Ayala, said she cooked the finger (to medium-well doneness) and kept it in her freezer for a month. She served four years in prison and is banned from Wendy’s for life.

(After this famous story, I still can’t bring myself to eat the chili, even though I know the finger was planted!)

 

2. Prisoner Gets Fingered- An inmate in Pelican Bay State Prison was eating a frozen dinner and “chewed on a crunchy object” in his cornbread. There had been an accident in the factory that made the frozen dinner earlier that day (a worker severed the tip of his finger while cleaning out the cornbread machinery). Ironically, the prisoner was Buddhist, and vegetarian. He lost 15 pounds in six days because he couldn’t eat and had to go to counseling.

3. TGI Friday’s Fast Food Finger – A customer found a piece of finger in his burger. The kitchen manager cut himself, and no one realized where the piece of finger went. Oops!

 

4. Chocolate Finger Chip Ice Cream– A North Carolina man found part of a severed index finger packed inside a pint of frozen chocolate custard. The finger belonged to a grocery store employee. “I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream or whatever to make it a treat,” he told the Associated Press. When he realized what it was, he “just started screaming.”

5. Ham Finger Sandwiches – A Tampa couple found part of a finger in a ham they bought at a supermarket. They were going boating and were craving ham sandwiches. The couple sued the store, and claimed to be in great distress. How upset could they be? the store argued. They still ate the ham.

Source: Gendy Alimurung from LA Weekly

Bloody Banquet Deluxe Party Kit

Now that we’ve wet your appetite… it’s that wonderful time of the year to really freak out your friends. Throw a butcher shop party. Make a killer punch with some floating fingers inside… see who dares to drink it. Go bobbing for apples….in a vat of severed body parts. Or just take one of those disgusting finger parts and slip it into your friends lunch. Sit back and enjoy the screams. Warning: Don’t try this with strangers or you could deal with some serious consequences.

The possibilities are endless when it comes to bloody body parts. Use FrightCatalog for your goodies and your imagination for the deliciously gruesome fun.

Bloody Hell: Back to College.

It’s that time again, back to school.

Class assignments, books, homework, oh… and the usual college parties of course.

In My Veins Drink Dispenser

If you are awesomely Halloweenly inclined: you gotta check out these deliciously evil drinking accessories. Why settle for plain plastic red cups. Kick off Halloween early and make a statement on campus.

Why not turn your dorm into a naughty hospital scene?

Fill up this unsettling drink dispenser with something good and red: vodka and cranberry make an easy and tasty cocktail that is sure to get your blood flowing.

Next grab some hot babes in nurse hats and have them pass around red jello shots in these syringe shooters. Yes, you are the man.

Syringe Shots 6 count

Here’s the recipe if you are a blood shot virgin:
6 ounces Red Jello (large package)
16 ounces Water (boiling)
6 ounces Water (cold)
10 ounces Vodka
Mix the jello mix with the boiling water until the powder is fully dissolved and add the cold water and alcohol. Pour the cooling mixture into your syringes and get ready for fun.

Not up for all the preparation and fuss? At least grab yourself a bad ass beer funnel. Plastic tubing and car funnels are lame. If you are going to make a drunken mess of yourself you might as well do it in style!

From now until the end of October you should be gearing up for madness. Save the toga parties for spring time. You are cooler then that ;)

The Un-sexy Six. Celebs who won’t be needing a mask this year

“What happened to your face?!”

How some people become famous is beyond me. What is even more difficult to fathom is how people can find certain celebrities attractive when they are so hideous I want to laugh every time I see a picture. I’m not shallow…just honest.

Here is a small list of celebrities who won’t be needing masks this year (There will be a part 2 in the near future I’m sure of it):

Courtney Love

Oh Courtney. I actually do love you. You are the most lovable trashy train wreck I’ve ever laid eyes upon. For Halloween this year, however, I think you can get away with just being you.

Janice Dickenson

Janice. Google her golden years and you will see that she was an absolutely breathtaking exotic beauty pre-surgery days. She’s been raised to believe that looks are the only thing that matters. She may still be banking in the modeling business but her once natural beauty has turned to a plastic nightmare. Maybe she should quit the knife and start working on her personality.

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling. 9021ohhhh my god your face. I honestly gasp every time I open tabloid and see her face. I just don’t get it. I keep looking at it trying to figure it out but it’s not coming to me. I don’t get it. I’ve really nothing else to say.

Donatella Versace

Versace. You would think with all that money she could afford a better face. Perhaps she could work on a clothing line of designer burkas to help cover up that mug.

Khloe Kardashian

Don’t shoot the messenger! There is no doubt that this one got beat with the ugly stick at birth. The hot genes flooded into Kim with nothing to spare for poor Khloe. She looks like one of those mountain trolls. I know you love the Kardashians but you can’t argue with truth.

Jocelyn- wealthy socialite from switzerland

Jocelyn. Professional bored rich bitch. Would you believe me if I told you this woman actually spent over 4 million dollars  (of her billionaire husband’s money) to look like this? It’s not even human. Who the hell is her surgeon? She actually became famous due to how ridiculous her face is. I can’t stop staring at it. Waking up next to this would be scarier then falling off a 10 story building…. which is sort of what she looks like anyway.

Wizard of Oz Cowardly Lion Deluxe Adult Mask

Actually, the more I think about it. I’m starting to notice something very interesting. Perhaps she is the long lost sister of the Cowardly Lion? Or maybe gearing up for Wizard of Oz on Broadway Thoughts?

15 Outrageous and Disturbing Costumes

A selection of some of the more disturbing and outrageous costume decisions people have made.

Parties. Music events. Sports events. Just a few things can be made better by not wearing regular attire and instead opting for fancy dress and costumes. Superman and Catwoman are very common ideas people normally run with but who cares about that? We’ve compiled a huge list of the weird, wackiest, and in some cases, scariest fancy dress costumes that people have subjected themselves and others to.

1. Giving Birth TO YOURSELF!

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Bloody, slime, pubic hair and a baby. These are the things that make this costume great, I guarantee that any of those four ingredients would make any costume better.

2. The Twin Towers

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Here we have two morons with a touching tribute to 9/11, I say morons because they think that planes bleed and get stuck into the side of buildings.

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3. One Happy Vagina

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We all entered the world from one, even you. Was the tampon really necessary though? Smiles all round though.

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4. Elvis? Klingon? Fire? WTF!

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Whatever it is, its weird. Influences from grace land, Star Trek and the element of fire. Oh and a sword, or sabre, made from bling init.

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5. Ray Charles

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Slightly racist, slightly shiny and slightly disturbing. The costume that has it all to keep the party vibe going.

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6. Honestly Couldnt Tell You Whats Going On

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Two people wearing what look like big towels in a bathroom, the blue person is have a dump catching up on the latest headlines whilst the purple thing is watching, perfectly normal?

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7. Cute Hitler Baby

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This evil little baby wasnt born dressed as Hitler with a full head of hair and mini Adolf moustache, this little costume really puts the babies into Nazis killed Jew babies.

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8. Homer Simpson

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Yellow, check. Slobby, check. Fat, check. Stupid, check. Literally, the perfect Homer Simpson costume you’re ever likely to see, not a D oh in sight.

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9. Yes, yes, urgh that’s just unpleasant

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It starts like it should and then BOOM! Some sort of weird mutilated worm penis thing. Lets just hope that is part of the costume and not a fifth limb.

10. Sexy Poison Ivy

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Bow chikka wow wow! This hot red head pulls this costume off but if your look more like a tree trunk than a vine, I’d probably give this number a miss.

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11. Oompa Loompa Canine

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Another case of serious animal cruelty. Thank the lord that this poor dogs owner didn’t go full out and paint his little buddy orange.

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12. Alien vs. Baby

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Don’t worry its not actually real, their is no baby with an alien bursting through its chest. Great acting from the baby who puts in an extremely convincing, albeit understated, performance.

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13. Just Another Day At The Church

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The costume on the left recreates an activity between a little boy and a priest that is common place through out Catholic churches, remember sharing is caring.

14. WHAT’S IN THE BOTTLE!?

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Firstly, what is in the bottle that is attached, via tube, to his pen is? Secondly, why is he the only on in costume? So many questions.

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15. Collie Cross Fast Food

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Terrifying and hilarious in equal measure. The dog on the left is actually the local doughnut shop owner and stumbled into this photo only by chance.

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Freak Out the Neighborhood

Have you been on the FrightCatalog.com Facebook page lately? Fans from all over are sharing photos and videos from Halloweens past — especially the amazing yard decorations and home-based haunted houses. Envious? You too can create an awesome haunted room or yard! There are more cool decorations on FrightCatalog.com than anyone could ever cover in one blog post, but here are a some of the new higher end props (and one budget-friendly fun pick):

Stalkaround Creepo The Clown

Scar the neighbor kids for life with this scary 8-foot puppet that appears to move and walk on its own. $2,750.99.

Egyptian King Torso

Scary life-sized latex mummy torso to decorate your lawn or snack table. $299.99

Animated Suspended Skeleton

Thrashing animatronic skeleton! $3,199.99

Runaway Ghost Scene Light Up

Looking for something a bit lighter? This 8-foot long inflatable Pac-Man-inspired Halloween decoration will light up the lawn and get the laughs — only $89.99.

Halloween is coming… what’s in your cupboard?

Finally -- Halloween groceries! Photo: Holly Quinn

Those marketing people have got my number: I can not walk by a Halloween-themed product. Orange cream-filled Oroes? Into the cart. Pumpkin Spice coffee creamer? Give it. While I’ve been picking up Halloween tchotchkes at Dollar stores since midsummer (fave: mini fake-stone gargoyle with gravestone waterball), it’s not until the grocery stores start stocking Halloween versions of regular boring stuff that the fun really starts. Today, on my weekly shopping trip, I was treated to Halloween paper towels and Halloween Chips Deluxe, both on sale! I really should stock up.

Have you come across Halloween groceries yet this season? Have an all-time favorite? Comment!

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Cupcakes are hot. The best part? Cupcake artists go all out to create the cutest, cleverest and, sometimes, creepiest cupcakes possible. Case in point: I attended an event for the Fringe Wilmington Festival a couple of nights ago, and among the extreme cuisine offerings were ghoulish little cakes like these:

Creepy cupcakes by Cupcake KABOOM! Photo: Jessica Graae

Mmmm… body parts! These are done by pros, and I wouldn’t discourage anyone from tracking down their local cupcake artists and having them supply your Halloween party. It’s a lot of work. But, if you have the confectionary creativity, you can make your own, for parties, fall barbecues, Halloween bake sales or just for fun–and Fright Catalog can help:

Skull Cupcake Pan

I love the skull cupcake pan, because you don’t have to do much but pour cupcake or muffin batter in, bake, and pop out ghoulishly molded cakes. Only makes four cakes, so it’s more suited for a creepy family breakfast or dessert than a big party, unless you buy several–which isn’t out of the question, as each nonstick pan is only $4.99.

Pumpkin Cake Pan

The pumpkin cake pan is a full-sized single layer cake pan that would be ideal for your annual pumpkin bread, made with the meaty guts of your jack-o-lantern.

Halloween Cupcake Box

Transporting cupcakes to a Halloween party or bake sale? You’ll need the Halloween cupcake box, to stylishly carry twelve cupcakes. Also good for Halloween cupcake swaps. I’ve never participated in a Halloween cupcake swap, but come on–that’s a good idea!