In honor of True Blood Sundays.
If the title didn’t get your attention, this full size picture should:
- The Joy of Vampire Sex: ‘True Blood’ on Rolling Stone’s Latest Cover
This is probably one of the most awesome Stone covers ever. The only thing that would have made it better would be if they replaced a lame Sookie with a naked blood soaked Halloween Harlot. We can’t all be perfect though.
Anyway, here’s the plan. This picture has inspired me to throw a hot vampire orgy sex party (even if it’s just in my head).
First step: Invite sexy vampire friends (remember: you MUST invite them in) All pre-party fang re-vamping can be done here. Also invite a flock of Fang-Bangers for food supply.
Second step: Provide mood lighting and ample beverages.
Skeleton Hand Wine Glass
Sample Beverage List:
BLOODY MARY (what’s a vampire party without a classic bloody?)
| INGREDIENTS: 1 part Vodka, Tomato juice, splash of Tabasco, a splash of Worchester, a little horseradish, a slice of lime |
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| SERVING GLASS: Tall glass. | GARNISH: Celery Stick | |
BLOOD OF A VIRGIN
| INGREDIENTS: 2 parts vodka, 3 parts bourbon, 1 part red wine, 3 drops of virgin blood | ||
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| SERVING GLASS: Wine glass or hurricane glass | GARNISH: 3 cherries | |
RED DEATH
| INGREDIENTS: Amaretto, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Vodka, Triple Sec, Lime Juice |
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| SERVING GLASS: Shot Glasses |
GARNISH: None | |
Your Halloween Harlot- Miss Cara Maria
Third Step: Cover furniture/floors in saran wrap a la Dexter style.
Fourth Step: Get everyone drunk and naked and covered in blood…. and proceed with vampire sex orgy.
I mean. It’s so simple that even a Jason Stackhouse could do it.
Enjoy.
I don’t watch the show, but it’s a cool cover. Her whole body looks bizarrely ‘shopped, tho… the longer I look at it, the weirder it looks… I think the hand on her hip is melting…