In honor of True Blood Sundays.
If the title didn’t get your attention, this full size picture should:
This is probably one of the most awesome Stone covers ever. The only thing that would have made it better would be if they replaced a lame Sookie with a naked blood soaked Halloween Harlot. We can’t all be perfect though.
Anyway, here’s the plan. This picture has inspired me to throw a hot vampire orgy sex party (even if it’s just in my head).
First step: Invite sexy vampire friends (remember: you MUST invite them in) All pre-party fang re-vamping can be done here. Also invite a flock of Fang-Bangers for food supply.
Second step: Provide mood lighting and ample beverages.
Sample Beverage List:
BLOODY MARY (what’s a vampire party without a classic bloody?)
|INGREDIENTS: 1 part Vodka, Tomato juice, splash of Tabasco, a splash of Worchester, a little horseradish, a slice of lime
|SERVING GLASS: Tall glass.||GARNISH: Celery Stick|
BLOOD OF A VIRGIN
|INGREDIENTS: 2 parts vodka, 3 parts bourbon, 1 part red wine, 3 drops of virgin blood|
|SERVING GLASS: Wine glass or hurricane glass||GARNISH: 3 cherries|
|INGREDIENTS: Amaretto, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Vodka, Triple Sec, Lime Juice
|SERVING GLASS: Shot Glasses
Third Step: Cover furniture/floors in saran wrap a la Dexter style.
Fourth Step: Get everyone drunk and naked and covered in blood…. andÂ proceed with vampire sex orgy.
I mean. It’s so simple that even a Jason Stackhouse could do it.