Remember that wacky couple who crashed a state dinner at the White House last November, then went around like they were actually famous or something? It’s been reported that they somehow think the world gives enough of a shit about them to dress up in costumes of them for Halloween. I can’t be bothered to find a picture of these narcissists, so here’s a picture of a cool fountain instead, which sort of illustrates my reaction to the story:
Possessed Wall Fountain
But hey, if you think the White House Gatecrashers is a great and hilarious costume idea, here are some others you’ll probably like:
- Some teenybopper who, like, totally snuck backstage at the Justin Bieber concert!
- That 28-year-old dude who hooks the high school parties with beer as an excuse to hang out at them.
- The kid who ran on the field at that Phillies game and got tasered (unless people can use real tasers on him).
- Sparkly vampires (unless people can use real tasers on them).
- Cardboard.