You saw his picture on Facebook. He was a friend of a friend. You requested him. He accepted. You looked at all his photos and were enamored. You found his status updates entertaining and exchanged various silly posts to each others walls. One fateful day your Prince asks you out on a date. So you [...]
Archive for April, 2010
Prince Charming. Part 1.
Posted: 30th April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: bad date, costume, date, how to lose a guy, prince, prince charming, princess, story
10 Days of Torture: Mother in Law…cont.
Posted: 28th April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: cannibal, haunted, horror, masks, prop, scary story, tales, woods, zombie
We last left our hero (you) in the middle of the woods at his mother in law’s rickety old farm house. He was with his beautiful woman and just about to step up the the looming door. … As you both stare at the sorry excuse for a house in front of you, you lightly [...]
10 Days of Torture: Your Mother in Law.
Posted: 27th April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: bateman, bates, horror story, meet the family, scary, woods
Torture comes in all shapes and sizes. So does your mother in law. So, you’ve met the woman of your dreams. Now comes time to meet the family. You already know your partner was adopted, but you don’t know much about her family. She never really talked about them and you never really asked. All [...]
10 Days of Torture -The Saw
Posted: 23rd April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: anciant torture, baby, buzz saw, devil, illusion, infant, inquisition, props, satan, saw, torture
Let’s get right to the point shall we? I’ve been doing some research around the internet to bring you a collection of my favorite and most disturbing ancient torture devices. Just the sight of these devices would give even the makers of “Saw” and “Hostile” a chill down their spine. Even I, your Halloween Harlot, [...]
Babies. The other white meat.
Posted: 21st April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween Fun, Halloween NewsTags: baby, baby bunting, banana, costume, dessert, eating, funny, infant, pizza, recipe, shocking
Imagine if we could solve poverty and world hunger at the same time? In 1979, Johnathan Swift published a classic satire essay that proposed a solution: sell the babies of the poor as a delicacy to rich English gentlemen. In this way he mocked high society and shed a light on class disparity by his [...]
9…10… never sleep again.
Posted: 20th April 2010 by Cara Maria in Halloween FunTags: freddy krueger, horror, latex mask, movie, nightmare on elm street, theaters
He’s baaaack. Seems like Freddy just won’t die. He’s come for another round of terrorizing teens and audiences alike. The latest Krueger appearance is in the new movie “A Nightmare on Elm Street” scheduled to drop in theaters Friday, April 30th. The movie is based on characters from the 1984 Nightmare that we all grew [...]
Technology has broken the final frontier, everywhere in our modern lives we are exposed to modern technology. There seems to be no escape from it even if you wanted to. Its bad enough that it hounds you at work, at home, even your play/relax time is most likely festooned with some type of techy gadget. [...]
From time to time we get letters from our customers. Most are people requesting catalogs or placing an order. Some people even send us nice letters letting us know they were happy with their FrightCatalog.com shopping experience. We also get some jail mail. Then sometimes we get letters like this. We did the author a [...]
So you think you rocked your Halloween costume last year? Well send us your pics and we may post them on our blog. We might even do a Halloween hottie calendar down the road. Of course Kim was looking hot in our Wonder Woman costume this past Halloween. Send your pics to service@frightcatalog.com if you [...]
