Among the noble strides of a samurai military, one walks alone, striding through the sea of men. This single samurai is adorned in black armor, born from battle, ready to slay any enemy inhibiting his path. The winds whisper his name, while the seas tell tales of how he broke the earth into separate continents. “Black Samurai,” scream volcanoes, spewing its lava onto the land, for they understand all is futile when the legend walks among mankind.
While child-men wear samurai costumes on Halloween, only the black samurai truly dons his armor and sword. Child-men attempt to steal women, but the women only want black samurai. Even the ninja fear the footsteps of this man-beast of a samurai. When the world has turned to dust and the world is dominated by lizard creatures, there will still be black samurai.
Black samurai can be bought, but know this: black samurai costs very little, for you must be worthy of wearing the outfit. You must prove yourself and become the epitome of ancient warfare. (We do not actually support fighting as the black samurai – too messy, too many bodies.) Open your wallet and see if the black samurai is ready to enter your life.